Thursday, October 15, 2009

WO DUR HAI MAGAR


Wo Dur Hai Magar Ye Ehsas Hota Hai
Koi Hai Jo Har Pal Dil Ke Pass Hota Hai
Yaad To Sabki Aati Hai Hume
Magar Unki Yaad Ka Andaz Bahut Khas Hota Hai

HAMARI MOHABBAT KE SAARE

Hamari Mohabbat Ke Saare Ehsas le lo
Dil Se Pyar ke Saare Jazbaat le Lo.
Nahi Chorenge Tufano Me Bhi Akela
Chaho To Dost Ke Pyar ke Imtihan le lo.

JOKE SMS


Pandit: Tumhare Jeevan me 6 ladkiyaan aayengi
Boy: Wow Kya Baat Hai
Padit: Jyada Khush Hone Ki jarurat nahi hai 1 tumhari gharwali aur 5 betiyaan hongi.

JOKE SMS



My frnd asked: love Kyun hota hai.

I said: Jab sala time kharab ho aap pe shani chada ho. Aur god ka apse maze lene ka dil kare tab sala LOVE hota hai.

JOKE SMS


Raabdi devi to laloo: A G Dahi ko English me kya bolu.
Laloo: The Milk was sleeping in the Nightwa, And early in the morning become tightwa.

JOKE SMS


Frnds r like Asian paint Dunia Badal De
Girl Friends are like Everest Masala Taste Me Best.
But Wife is Life Mosquito Coil Dhund Dhund ke Maaregi

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dosti Ek Dil Ka


Dosti Ek Dil Ka Naata Hai
Jo Badi Ibadat Se Nibhaya Jata Hai
Isme Duriyan Ho To Koi Parwah Nahi
Kyunki Dosto Ko Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai

JOKE SMS



Husband to Wife: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Yeh Zulfein Jane Tamanna. Khuda Kasam Agli Baar Agar Khane Me Baal Aaya to SAJNI SE GAJNI BANA DUNGA.

Girl's Poem


Girl's Poen:-
Husband Hamara Aisa Ho
Wallet Me Jiske Paisa Ho
Lambi Jiski Height Ho
Gusse Ka wo light ho
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho
To Kahe Janu Tum hi Right Ho.

Bin Tumhare Na Je Payenge Hum


Bin Tumhare Na Jee Payenge Hum,
Tumhare Bankar Zindagi Bitayenge Hum,
Dur Jane Ki Humse Sochna Bhi Mat,
Apke Itna Sochne Se hi Mar Jayenge Hum.

Monday, October 12, 2009

JAB DIL UDAS HO


Jab Dil Udas Ho Humse Baat Kar Lena,
Jab Dil Chahe Mulakat Kar lena,
Rehte Hai Hum Apke Dil Ke Kisi Kone Me,
Waqt Mile to Talash Kar Lena.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

TERE DIL KO SAJAYENGE


TERE DIL KO SAJAYENGE APNE ARMAN DEKAR
TERE LABON KO HASAYENGE APNI MUSKAAN DEKAR
DOSTI KI KASAM TUMJHE CHITA SE UTHA LAYENGE
TERE JISM ME APNI JAAN DEKAR

Thursday, September 24, 2009

KISMAT PE AITBAR KISO HAI


KISMAT PE AITBAR KISKO HAI,
MIL JAYE KHUSHI TO INKAR KISKO HAI,
KUCH MAJBURIYA HAI DOST,
WARNA JUDAI SE PYAR KISKO HAI.

SUBHA NASTA NAHI KARTA


Subah Naasta Nahi Karta Qki Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai
Din Ko Khana Nahi Khata Qki Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai
Raato Ko Neend Nahi Aati
"QKI BHUKH SATATI HAI"

EK WAQT TUMHARE SMS AISE


Ek Waqt Tumhare Sms Aise Aate the jaise kisi ne tumhari khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur tumse sms karwa raha hai.
Magar Ab lagti hai jaise Goli Maar Di Hai.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

YOU ARE SO VICHITR



You are So vichitr

I can't draw your chitr

But I like ur charitr

Ur heart so Pavitr

That is u r my Mitr

Samjhe Vichitr Charitr wale Mitr.

WHEN U WANT TO KNOW


When U want to know how rich u r,
Dont count how much money u have,
Just Drop a Tear from your Eyes n luk around how many hands reach to hold it.
I will be 1st.

YAARO KI YAARI KHOOB SATAYEGI



YAARO KI YAARI KHOOB SATAYEGI
AKELE ME EK DIN MERI BAHUT YAAD AAYEGI
US DIN KADR KAROGE MERE PYAR KI
JIS DIN YE MSG BHEJNE WALE KI YAAD HI REH JAYEGI

MANA KI MERE ISHQ ME DARD NAHI THA


MANA KI MERE ISHQ ME DARD NAHI THA
PAR DIL MERA BADARD NAHI THA
HOTI THI MERI AANKHO SE AANSU KI BARSAAT
PER UNKE LIYE AANSU AUR PAANI ME FARK NAHI THA.

BAITHE THE TERI YAAD ME



BAITHE THE TERI YAAD ME TANHA EK SHAAM
LIYA EK KAGAAZ AUR LIKHA TERA NAAM
TASIV BANAI TERI AUR LIKA YE PAIGAM
ZINDA PAKADNE WALE KO 50,000 DK INAAM

YEH CHAND BHI AJEEB SITAM DHATA HAI


YEH "CHAND" BHI AJEEB SITAM DHATA HAI
YEH "CHAND" BHI AJEEB SITAM DHATA HAI
BACHPAN ME YE "MAMA" AUR JAWANI ME "SANAM BAN JATA HAI

KISI KHAS KO NAZARANDAZ KIYA



KISI KHAS KO NAZARANDAZ KIYA NAHI JATA
JINHE BHUL SAKTE NAHI UNHE YAAD KIYA NAHI JATA
YE YAADEN TO AMANAT HAI UN LAMHO KI
JIN LAMHO KO DUBARA JIYA NAHI JATA

KUCH RISTE ANJANE ME BAN JATE HAI


KUCH RISTE ANJANE ME BAN JATE HAI
PEHLE DIL ME FIR JINDAGI SE JUD JATE HAI
KEHTE HAI US DAUR KO DOSTI
JISME ANJANE BHI NA JANE KAB APNE BAN JATE HAI.

SABKE CHEHRE ME HAR BAAT NAHI



SABKE CHEHRE ME HAR BAAT NAHI HOTI
THODE SE ANDHERE SE RAAT NAHI HOTI
ZINDAGI ME KUCH LOG BAHUT PYARE HOTE HAI
KYA KAREN UNHI SE MULAKAT NAHI HOTI

AANKHO ME REHNE WALO KO YAAD


AANKHO ME REHNE WALO KO YAAD NAHI KARTE
DIL ME BASNE WALO KI BAAT NAHI KARTE
HAMARI TO ROOH ME BAS GAYE HO AAP
ISLIYE TO HUM MILNE KI FARIYAD NAHI KARTE

MEHFIL NA SAHI


Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai
Milan na sahi zudai to milti hai,
Kaun kehta hai pyar me kuch nahi milta,
Wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai.

Khamoshiyao me ek



Khamoshiyo me ek ada itni pyari lagi,
Apki dosti hume sabse nyari lagi,
Ye na tute ye dua karna,
Qki yahi dunia me hume hamari lagi.

WO AKELE CHAL DIYE


Wo akele chal diye aur hum khade reh gaye,
Har baar ke jaise aaj bhi hamare aansu beh gaye,
Har waqt yaad kiya humne unhe,
Or wo kehne lage yaad kiya sabko bus tum hi reh gaye.

MITHI MITHI YAADON KO


Mithi Mithi Yaadon ko palko me saza lena,
Saath guzre palo ko dil me saza lena,
Nazar na aaye haqikat me hum agar,
To khuda se keh kar sapno me bula lena.

Friday, August 21, 2009

TARAS GAYE THODI SI WAFA KE LIYE


Taras Gaye thodi si wafa ke liye,
Kisise pyar na karenge khuda ke liye
Jab bhi lagti hai ishq ki adalat
Jane kyun hum hi chune jate hai saza ke liye

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

ENGLISH SONGS

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Monday, August 17, 2009

GOD SHIV IN HARIDWAR

GOD SHIV IN HARIDWAR

GOD SHIV IN HARIDWAR

OM NAHAM SHIVAY

Ek sham Aati Hai


Ek Shaam Aati hai tumhari yaad lekar
Ek Shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar
Intzaar hai hume us shaam
ka Jo aaye tumhe apne saath lekear

Friday, August 14, 2009

JOKE


A couple had a fight one night.
Going to bed husband said: Gud night mother of 3 kids
Wife replied: Good night father of none.

FUNNY SMS



Woh Chand Si Ladki Zulfen Uski Kali

Uski Chal Aisi Mano Hirni Si Matwali

Uski Har Ada Is Jahan Se Nirali

Par Aap Kya Karoge Woh Ladki To Maine PATA LI.

FUNNY SMS


NEPALI ANTHOM
SUNO GAUR SE INDIA WALO
CHAHE KITNE MAHAL BANALO
USKE AAGE GARDEN BANALO
USKE AAGE GATE LAGA LO.
USKE AAGE HONGE HUM NEPALI.
HOOOOO SAABJI

UTHA NA SAKO TUM GIRE


UTHA NA SAKO TUM GIRE PHOOL TO
IS TARAH DAALIYAN HILAYA NA KARO
JINKE HONTON PE TUM HANSI RAKH NA SAKO
UNKI AANKHON ME AANSU LAYA NA KARO.

JAAN KEH KAR JAAN LE GAI WOH


JAAN KEH KAR JAAN LE GAYI WO
APNA KEH KAR JAAN LE GAYO WO
HUM TO AANKH BAND KARKE CHAL DETE THE UNKE PEECHE,
PAR JANNAT KE BAHANE SAMSHAN LE GAYI WO.

KISMAT KE HAANTO


Kismat ke haanto wo hi majbur hote hai
Jo Haqikat se bahut dur hote hai
Aksar saza milti hai unko
Jo har taraf se bekasur hote hai.

HUM APNI DOSTI KE AISI MISAL



HUM APNI DOSTI KE AISI MISAL BANAYENGE

PADAI KE BAAD NAUKRI NA MILI PHIR BHI NAHI GHABRAYENGE

DOST HUM DONO 1 CHAY KI DUKAN LAGAYENGE

TUM CHAI BANANA HUM CHAI CHAI CHILAYENGE

KYA HAI DUNIA KA DASTUR


KYA HAI DUNIA KA DASTUR
PAL BHAR ME LOG BADAL JATE HAI
KISI KI LASH KO KAFAN NASIB NAHI HOTA
AUR KISI MAUT PER TAJMAHAL BAN JATE HAI

FRIENDSHIP


RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T START JUST BY SHAKING HANDS,
BUT IT BLOSSOMS BY HOLDING HANDS FIRMLY IN CRITICAL SITUATIONS AND IN BEST TIMES

JOKE


Patni: Suno ji aapko mujhe kya accha lagta hai meri beauty ya meri akalmandi
Pati: Mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat bahut acchi lagti hai.

FUNNY SMS


Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
gor farmaiyega
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
Aur use jo mohabbat samjhe woh sabse bada "GADHA" hai

ADVICE



Love is the second mistake of God and Women r d first one.

But what the fact and similarity between both is that both mistakes r damn beautiful.

MANJIL BHI USKI THI



Manjil bhi uski thi Raasta bhi uska tha,

1 Hum Akele the kafila bhi uska tha,

Saath Chalne ki soch bhi uski thi,

Fir Raasta badalane ka faisla bhi uska tha.

FUNNY SMS


When u Win
I'll proudly tell the world Hey Dats my frnd
But when u loss
I wll sit by ur side
Hold ur hands and say
"JABBASKINAHITHITOPANGAKYUNLIYA"

FUNNY SMS


Today is the Birthday of Tom & Jerry
In their memories Plz send this sms at least 1 cartoon
as I have done my job.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

KISI KI CHAHAT PE ZINDA


Kisi Ki Chahat Pe Zinda Rehne Wale Hum Na the,
Kisi Pe Mar Mitne Wale Hum Na The,
Aadat Si Pad Gayi Hai Tumhe Yaad Karne Ki,
Warna Kisi Ko Yaad Karne Wale Hum Na the.
(CHARM)