WO DUR HAI MAGAR

Wo Dur Hai Magar Ye Ehsas Hota Hai

Koi Hai Jo Har Pal Dil Ke Pass Hota Hai

Yaad To Sabki Aati Hai Hume

Magar Unki Yaad Ka Andaz Bahut Khas Hota Hai

HAMARI MOHABBAT KE SAARE

Hamari Mohabbat Ke Saare Ehsas le lo
Dil Se Pyar ke Saare Jazbaat le Lo.
Nahi Chorenge Tufano Me Bhi Akela
Chaho To Dost Ke Pyar ke Imtihan le lo.

JOKE SMS

Pandit: Tumhare Jeevan me 6 ladkiyaan aayengi

Boy: Wow Kya Baat Hai

Padit: Jyada Khush Hone Ki jarurat nahi hai 1 tumhari gharwali aur 5 betiyaan hongi.

JOKE SMS

My frnd asked: love Kyun hota hai.

I said: Jab sala time kharab ho aap pe shani chada ho. Aur god ka apse maze lene ka dil kare tab sala LOVE hota hai.

JOKE SMS

Raabdi devi to laloo: A G Dahi ko English me kya bolu.

Laloo: The Milk was sleeping in the Nightwa, And early in the morning become tightwa.

JOKE SMS

Frnds r like Asian paint Dunia Badal De

Girl Friends are like Everest Masala Taste Me Best.

But Wife is Life Mosquito Coil Dhund Dhund ke Maaregi

Dosti Ek Dil Ka

Dosti Ek Dil Ka Naata Hai

Jo Badi Ibadat Se Nibhaya Jata Hai

Isme Duriyan Ho To Koi Parwah Nahi

Kyunki Dosto Ko Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai

JOKE SMS

Husband to Wife: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Yeh Zulfein Jane Tamanna. Khuda Kasam Agli Baar Agar Khane Me Baal Aaya to SAJNI SE GAJNI BANA DUNGA.

Girl's Poem

Girl's Poen:-

Husband Hamara Aisa Ho

Wallet Me Jiske Paisa Ho

Lambi Jiski Height Ho

Gusse Ka wo light ho

Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho

To Kahe Janu Tum hi Right Ho.

Bin Tumhare Na Je Payenge Hum

Bin Tumhare Na Jee Payenge Hum,

Tumhare Bankar Zindagi Bitayenge Hum,

Dur Jane Ki Humse Sochna Bhi Mat,

Apke Itna Sochne Se hi Mar Jayenge Hum.

JAB DIL UDAS HO

Jab Dil Udas Ho Humse Baat Kar Lena,
Jab Dil Chahe Mulakat Kar lena,
Rehte Hai Hum Apke Dil Ke Kisi Kone Me,
Waqt Mile to Talash Kar Lena.

TERE DIL KO SAJAYENGE

TERE DIL KO SAJAYENGE APNE ARMAN DEKAR
TERE LABON KO HASAYENGE APNI MUSKAAN DEKAR
DOSTI KI KASAM TUMJHE CHITA SE UTHA LAYENGE
TERE JISM ME APNI JAAN DEKAR

KISMAT PE AITBAR KISO HAI

KISMAT PE AITBAR KISKO HAI,

MIL JAYE KHUSHI TO INKAR KISKO HAI,

KUCH MAJBURIYA HAI DOST,

WARNA JUDAI SE PYAR KISKO HAI.

SUBHA NASTA NAHI KARTA

Subah Naasta Nahi Karta Qki Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai
Din Ko Khana Nahi Khata Qki Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai
Raato Ko Neend Nahi Aati
"QKI BHUKH SATATI HAI"

EK WAQT TUMHARE SMS AISE

Ek Waqt Tumhare Sms Aise Aate the jaise kisi ne tumhari khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur tumse sms karwa raha hai.
Magar Ab lagti hai jaise Goli Maar Di Hai.

YOU ARE SO VICHITR

You are So vichitr

I can't draw your chitr

But I like ur charitr

Ur heart so Pavitr

That is u r my Mitr

Samjhe Vichitr Charitr wale Mitr.

WHEN U WANT TO KNOW

When U want to know how rich u r,
Dont count how much money u have,
Just Drop a Tear from your Eyes n luk around how many hands reach to hold it.
I will be 1st.

YAARO KI YAARI KHOOB SATAYEGI

YAARO KI YAARI KHOOB SATAYEGI
AKELE ME EK DIN MERI BAHUT YAAD AAYEGI
US DIN KADR KAROGE MERE PYAR KI
JIS DIN YE MSG BHEJNE WALE KI YAAD HI REH JAYEGI

MANA KI MERE ISHQ ME DARD NAHI THA

MANA KI MERE ISHQ ME DARD NAHI THA

PAR DIL MERA BADARD NAHI THA

HOTI THI MERI AANKHO SE AANSU KI BARSAAT

PER UNKE LIYE AANSU AUR PAANI ME FARK NAHI THA.

BAITHE THE TERI YAAD ME

BAITHE THE TERI YAAD ME TANHA EK SHAAM
LIYA EK KAGAAZ AUR LIKHA TERA NAAM
TASIV BANAI TERI AUR LIKA YE PAIGAM
ZINDA PAKADNE WALE KO 50,000 DK INAAM

YEH CHAND BHI AJEEB SITAM DHATA HAI

YEH "CHAND" BHI AJEEB SITAM DHATA HAI

YEH "CHAND" BHI AJEEB SITAM DHATA HAI

BACHPAN ME YE "MAMA" AUR JAWANI ME "SANAM BAN JATA HAI

KISI KHAS KO NAZARANDAZ KIYA

KISI KHAS KO NAZARANDAZ KIYA NAHI JATA
JINHE BHUL SAKTE NAHI UNHE YAAD KIYA NAHI JATA
YE YAADEN TO AMANAT HAI UN LAMHO KI
JIN LAMHO KO DUBARA JIYA NAHI JATA

KUCH RISTE ANJANE ME BAN JATE HAI

KUCH RISTE ANJANE ME BAN JATE HAI

PEHLE DIL ME FIR JINDAGI SE JUD JATE HAI

KEHTE HAI US DAUR KO DOSTI

JISME ANJANE BHI NA JANE KAB APNE BAN JATE HAI.

SABKE CHEHRE ME HAR BAAT NAHI

SABKE CHEHRE ME HAR BAAT NAHI HOTI
THODE SE ANDHERE SE RAAT NAHI HOTI
ZINDAGI ME KUCH LOG BAHUT PYARE HOTE HAI
KYA KAREN UNHI SE MULAKAT NAHI HOTI

AANKHO ME REHNE WALO KO YAAD

AANKHO ME REHNE WALO KO YAAD NAHI KARTE

DIL ME BASNE WALO KI BAAT NAHI KARTE

HAMARI TO ROOH ME BAS GAYE HO AAP

ISLIYE TO HUM MILNE KI FARIYAD NAHI KARTE

MEHFIL NA SAHI

Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai

Milan na sahi zudai to milti hai,

Kaun kehta hai pyar me kuch nahi milta,

Wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai.

Khamoshiyao me ek

Khamoshiyo me ek ada itni pyari lagi,
Apki dosti hume sabse nyari lagi,
Ye na tute ye dua karna,
Qki yahi dunia me hume hamari lagi.

WO AKELE CHAL DIYE

Wo akele chal diye aur hum khade reh gaye,

Har baar ke jaise aaj bhi hamare aansu beh gaye,

Har waqt yaad kiya humne unhe,

Or wo kehne lage yaad kiya sabko bus tum hi reh gaye.

MITHI MITHI YAADON KO

Mithi Mithi Yaadon ko palko me saza lena,

Saath guzre palo ko dil me saza lena,

Nazar na aaye haqikat me hum agar,

To khuda se keh kar sapno me bula lena.

TARAS GAYE THODI SI WAFA KE LIYE

Taras Gaye thodi si wafa ke liye,
Kisise pyar na karenge khuda ke liye
Jab bhi lagti hai ishq ki adalat
Jane kyun hum hi chune jate hai saza ke liye

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GOD SHIV IN HARIDWAR

GOD SHIV IN HARIDWAR

GOD SHIV IN HARIDWAR

OM NAHAM SHIVAY

Ek sham Aati Hai

Ek Shaam Aati hai tumhari yaad lekar
Ek Shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar
Intzaar hai hume us shaam
ka Jo aaye tumhe apne saath lekear

JOKE

A couple had a fight one night.
Going to bed husband said: Gud night mother of 3 kids
Wife replied: Good night father of none.

FUNNY SMS

Woh Chand Si Ladki Zulfen Uski Kali

Uski Chal Aisi Mano Hirni Si Matwali

Uski Har Ada Is Jahan Se Nirali

Par Aap Kya Karoge Woh Ladki To Maine PATA LI.

FUNNY SMS

NEPALI ANTHOM
SUNO GAUR SE INDIA WALO
CHAHE KITNE MAHAL BANALO
USKE AAGE GARDEN BANALO
USKE AAGE GATE LAGA LO.
USKE AAGE HONGE HUM NEPALI.
HOOOOO SAABJI

UTHA NA SAKO TUM GIRE

UTHA NA SAKO TUM GIRE PHOOL TO
IS TARAH DAALIYAN HILAYA NA KARO
JINKE HONTON PE TUM HANSI RAKH NA SAKO
UNKI AANKHON ME AANSU LAYA NA KARO.

JAAN KEH KAR JAAN LE GAI WOH

JAAN KEH KAR JAAN LE GAYI WO
APNA KEH KAR JAAN LE GAYO WO
HUM TO AANKH BAND KARKE CHAL DETE THE UNKE PEECHE,
PAR JANNAT KE BAHANE SAMSHAN LE GAYI WO.

KISMAT KE HAANTO

Kismat ke haanto wo hi majbur hote hai

Jo Haqikat se bahut dur hote hai

Aksar saza milti hai unko

Jo har taraf se bekasur hote hai.

HUM APNI DOSTI KE AISI MISAL

HUM APNI DOSTI KE AISI MISAL BANAYENGE

PADAI KE BAAD NAUKRI NA MILI PHIR BHI NAHI GHABRAYENGE

DOST HUM DONO 1 CHAY KI DUKAN LAGAYENGE

TUM CHAI BANANA HUM CHAI CHAI CHILAYENGE

KYA HAI DUNIA KA DASTUR

KYA HAI DUNIA KA DASTUR
PAL BHAR ME LOG BADAL JATE HAI
KISI KI LASH KO KAFAN NASIB NAHI HOTA
AUR KISI MAUT PER TAJMAHAL BAN JATE HAI

FRIENDSHIP

RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T START JUST BY SHAKING HANDS,

BUT IT BLOSSOMS BY HOLDING HANDS FIRMLY IN CRITICAL SITUATIONS AND IN BEST TIMES

JOKE

Patni: Suno ji aapko mujhe kya accha lagta hai meri beauty ya meri akalmandi

Pati: Mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat bahut acchi lagti hai.

FUNNY SMS

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai

gor farmaiyega

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai

Aur use jo mohabbat samjhe woh sabse bada "GADHA" hai

ADVICE

Love is the second mistake of God and Women r d first one.

But what the fact and similarity between both is that both mistakes r damn beautiful.

MANJIL BHI USKI THI

Manjil bhi uski thi Raasta bhi uska tha,

1 Hum Akele the kafila bhi uska tha,

Saath Chalne ki soch bhi uski thi,

Fir Raasta badalane ka faisla bhi uska tha.

FUNNY SMS

When u Win

I'll proudly tell the world Hey Dats my frnd

But when u loss

I wll sit by ur side

Hold ur hands and say

"JABBASKINAHITHITOPANGAKYUNLIYA"

FUNNY SMS

Today is the Birthday of Tom & Jerry

In their memories Plz send this sms at least 1 cartoon

as I have done my job.

KISI KI CHAHAT PE ZINDA

Kisi Ki Chahat Pe Zinda Rehne Wale Hum Na the,

Kisi Pe Mar Mitne Wale Hum Na The,

Aadat Si Pad Gayi Hai Tumhe Yaad Karne Ki,

Warna Kisi Ko Yaad Karne Wale Hum Na the.

(CHARM)