Thursday, October 15, 2009

WO DUR HAI MAGAR


Wo Dur Hai Magar Ye Ehsas Hota Hai
Koi Hai Jo Har Pal Dil Ke Pass Hota Hai
Yaad To Sabki Aati Hai Hume
Magar Unki Yaad Ka Andaz Bahut Khas Hota Hai

HAMARI MOHABBAT KE SAARE

Hamari Mohabbat Ke Saare Ehsas le lo
Dil Se Pyar ke Saare Jazbaat le Lo.
Nahi Chorenge Tufano Me Bhi Akela
Chaho To Dost Ke Pyar ke Imtihan le lo.

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Pandit: Tumhare Jeevan me 6 ladkiyaan aayengi
Boy: Wow Kya Baat Hai
Padit: Jyada Khush Hone Ki jarurat nahi hai 1 tumhari gharwali aur 5 betiyaan hongi.

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My frnd asked: love Kyun hota hai.

I said: Jab sala time kharab ho aap pe shani chada ho. Aur god ka apse maze lene ka dil kare tab sala LOVE hota hai.

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Raabdi devi to laloo: A G Dahi ko English me kya bolu.
Laloo: The Milk was sleeping in the Nightwa, And early in the morning become tightwa.

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Frnds r like Asian paint Dunia Badal De
Girl Friends are like Everest Masala Taste Me Best.
But Wife is Life Mosquito Coil Dhund Dhund ke Maaregi

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dosti Ek Dil Ka


Dosti Ek Dil Ka Naata Hai
Jo Badi Ibadat Se Nibhaya Jata Hai
Isme Duriyan Ho To Koi Parwah Nahi
Kyunki Dosto Ko Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai

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Husband to Wife: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Yeh Zulfein Jane Tamanna. Khuda Kasam Agli Baar Agar Khane Me Baal Aaya to SAJNI SE GAJNI BANA DUNGA.

Girl's Poem


Girl's Poen:-
Husband Hamara Aisa Ho
Wallet Me Jiske Paisa Ho
Lambi Jiski Height Ho
Gusse Ka wo light ho
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho
To Kahe Janu Tum hi Right Ho.

Bin Tumhare Na Je Payenge Hum


Bin Tumhare Na Jee Payenge Hum,
Tumhare Bankar Zindagi Bitayenge Hum,
Dur Jane Ki Humse Sochna Bhi Mat,
Apke Itna Sochne Se hi Mar Jayenge Hum.

Monday, October 12, 2009

JAB DIL UDAS HO


Jab Dil Udas Ho Humse Baat Kar Lena,
Jab Dil Chahe Mulakat Kar lena,
Rehte Hai Hum Apke Dil Ke Kisi Kone Me,
Waqt Mile to Talash Kar Lena.