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Aarzu ye thi

Aarzu ye thi kuch aisa hua hota,

Hamari kami ko unhone bhi mehsus kiya hota,

Hum ek pal me laut aate unke pass,

Per unke labo ne ek baar mera naam to liya hota.

JOKE

Chandni raat thi, Nadi ka kinara tha,

Aasmaan me taaro ka nazara tha,

Premi ne

Pyar se

Hole se

Muskura ke

Premika se pucha

"BIDIPIOGI"

JOKE

1 LKG class ka bacche bola: Mam main aapko kaisa lagta hun.

Mam: So Sweet

Baccha apni friend se: Dekha maine kahan tha na saali line marti hai.

1 Bar Hichki Aaye to

1 Bar Hichki Aye to Samjhna
I m remembering U...
2 Bar Hichki Aaye to
I want to meet U.
3 Bar Hichki Aaye to
I Miss U.... Agar
Firse aaye
To Plz Paani pe lena
Mujhe or B Kam Hai.

JOKE

U R MY BEST, SMART,

CUTE,

LOVABLE,

SWEETEST

N INTELLIGENT FRIEND

Note: Is msg ke sabhi sabd kalpanik hai aur inka vastvikta se koi sambandh nahi hai.

JOKE

Traffic ad of the year:

Picture of Lord Ganesha saying:

Care for your head and wear helmet

No everyone get a replacement like me.

JOKE

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 5 yrs
Cat: But U look so big
Elephant: I am a complain boy, How old are you/
Cat: 30 years
Elephant: But U look so small
Cat: I am zandu kesri jeevan
Badti umar maano tham si jaye

Dekho Ji

Dekho Ji

Aisa hai

ki

karne ko to hum 100 msg kar de

per humko to koi msg karta nahi

To hum aaga hokar

netagiri kyu kare.

Bell is soundless

Bell is soundless until someone ring it,

Song makes no sense until someone sing it,

Don't hide ur feeling because it's not called

feeling until other feel it.

Is dunia me

Is dunia me do logo ko sabse jyda pyar aur izzat dena,

Ek woh jinhone aapko janam diya hai,

Dusra wo jisne aapke liye janam liya hai.

Easy to get someone

Easy to get someone who will love U,

Easy to get someone who will likes U,

Easy to get someone who will cares for U,

But rare to get someone who will understand U.

TODAY IS SORRY DAY

Today is

SORRY DAY,

Aaj k din sab ko

apni galti accept kar

leni chahiye,

agar Meri Koi Bat

buri lagi ho to

Lagti rahe!

Hum ye din nahi

manate....:-)

EK AISI JAGAH BATAO

Ek aisi jagah batao jahan amir se amir

aadmi bhi katori lekar khade rehte hai.

Socho

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Golgappe wale ki dukan per.

NAWAB TO HIS BEGAM

Nawab to his begam:

Hata lo apne chehre se apni ye zulfe,

Ae Jaan-E-Tamanna

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KHUDA KASAM

Agli baar khane me baal aaya to

Ganji kar dunga.

A-B-C-D-

You are

A-B-C-D

Attractive

Beautiful

Cute

Dear

E-F-G

Excellent

Funny

Gorgeous

H-I-J

Helo

Iam

Joking.

ZALEEL HONE KA TARIKA

Zaleel hone ka sabse aasan tarika ??

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Tauba hai

Zaleel hone ka kitna shauk hai

Ki tarika dhonda jaa raha hai.

PLS GIVE ME A KISS

pls give me a kiss !

Shocked ?

daro mat

KISS means

K-Koi

I-Interesting

S-Sms

S-Send karo.

ok

SANTA KI LADAI

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

Usne gusse me apni baap ki photo

kabristan ke ek ped pe latka di

aur likha diya

COMING SOON

Wat is 143

What is 143 ?
I Love you
No


I hate You
No




I miss you
No.




143 mean One hundred forty three
Maa Baap ne kitni umedo sa padaya tha.

joke

2 Cockroach ICU me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the

Pehla: Kya bhai baygon se...?

Dusra: nahi yaar paragon se......

JOKE

Ek sardar 14th Floor se niche gir gaya

Girte waqt usne apni biwi ko roti banate hue dekha to woh jor se chillaya

"MERMATBANANA"

Dekho mausam Kitna Suhana hai

Dekho Mausam Kitna suhana hai,

Bheegi barsaat ka bhi zamana hai,

Ek....?

Sms...?

To ........?

Kar........?

do.........?

Balance kya sasural lekar jana hai.

Unki Judai Seh Na sake,

Unki Judai Seh Na sake,
Dur unse hum reh na sake,
Wo to dosti ki duhai dete rahe,
per hamari mohabbat hum unse ke na sake.

EK SA DIL

Ek sa dil sabke pass hota hai,

Fir kyun nahi kisi pe viswas hota hai,

Insan chahe kitna hi Aam kyun na ho,

Wo kisi na kisi ke liye zarur khas hota hai.

hasrat hai sirf tumhe hasane ki

Hasrat hai sirf tumhe hasane ki,

Aur koi khwaish nahi hai is begane ki,

Shikwa aapse nahi us khud se hai,

Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna PYARA banane ki.

Dil ke Dard Ko Zuban pe mat lana

Dil ke dard ko zuban pe mat lana,

Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana,

Zakhm chahe jitne bhi gehre ho,

"DETTOL" ke sewa kuch mat lagana.

Happiness is a perfume

Happiness is a perfume,

You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on yourself,

So be happy to make other happy

And keep Smiling

kuch riste yu benaam hote hai

Kuch riste yu benaam hote hai…
Kehne ko yun anjaan hote hai,
Na dil ko todne ki chahat na pyar jatane ki chah,
Bus nazar bhar dekhne ke armaan hote hai.