JOKE

U R MY BEST, SMART,

CUTE,

LOVABLE,

SWEETEST

N INTELLIGENT FRIEND

Note: Is msg ke sabhi sabd kalpanik hai aur inka vastvikta se koi sambandh nahi hai.

JOKE

Traffic ad of the year:

Picture of Lord Ganesha saying:

Care for your head and wear helmet

No everyone get a replacement like me.

JOKE

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 5 yrs
Cat: But U look so big
Elephant: I am a complain boy, How old are you/
Cat: 30 years
Elephant: But U look so small
Cat: I am zandu kesri jeevan
Badti umar maano tham si jaye

Dekho Ji

Dekho Ji

Aisa hai

ki

karne ko to hum 100 msg kar de

per humko to koi msg karta nahi

To hum aaga hokar

netagiri kyu kare.

Bell is soundless

Bell is soundless until someone ring it,

Song makes no sense until someone sing it,

Don't hide ur feeling because it's not called

feeling until other feel it.

Is dunia me

Is dunia me do logo ko sabse jyda pyar aur izzat dena,

Ek woh jinhone aapko janam diya hai,

Dusra wo jisne aapke liye janam liya hai.

Easy to get someone

Easy to get someone who will love U,

Easy to get someone who will likes U,

Easy to get someone who will cares for U,

But rare to get someone who will understand U.

TODAY IS SORRY DAY

Today is

SORRY DAY,

Aaj k din sab ko

apni galti accept kar

leni chahiye,

agar Meri Koi Bat

buri lagi ho to

Lagti rahe!

Hum ye din nahi

manate....:-)

EK AISI JAGAH BATAO

Ek aisi jagah batao jahan amir se amir

aadmi bhi katori lekar khade rehte hai.

Socho

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Golgappe wale ki dukan per.

NAWAB TO HIS BEGAM

Nawab to his begam:

Hata lo apne chehre se apni ye zulfe,

Ae Jaan-E-Tamanna

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KHUDA KASAM

Agli baar khane me baal aaya to

Ganji kar dunga.

A-B-C-D-

You are

A-B-C-D

Attractive

Beautiful

Cute

Dear

E-F-G

Excellent

Funny

Gorgeous

H-I-J

Helo

Iam

Joking.

ZALEEL HONE KA TARIKA

Zaleel hone ka sabse aasan tarika ??

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Tauba hai

Zaleel hone ka kitna shauk hai

Ki tarika dhonda jaa raha hai.

PLS GIVE ME A KISS

pls give me a kiss !

Shocked ?

daro mat

KISS means

K-Koi

I-Interesting

S-Sms

S-Send karo.

ok

SANTA KI LADAI

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

Usne gusse me apni baap ki photo

kabristan ke ek ped pe latka di

aur likha diya

COMING SOON

Wat is 143

What is 143 ?
I Love you
No


I hate You
No




I miss you
No.




143 mean One hundred forty three
Maa Baap ne kitni umedo sa padaya tha.

joke

2 Cockroach ICU me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the

Pehla: Kya bhai baygon se...?

Dusra: nahi yaar paragon se......

JOKE

Ek sardar 14th Floor se niche gir gaya

Girte waqt usne apni biwi ko roti banate hue dekha to woh jor se chillaya

"MERMATBANANA"