Showing posts with label CHARM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CHARM. Show all posts

Friday, April 16, 2010

joke


2 Cockroach ICU me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the

Pehla: Kya bhai baygon se...?

Dusra: nahi yaar paragon se......

JOKE

Ek sardar 14th Floor se niche gir gaya

Girte waqt usne apni biwi ko roti banate hue dekha to woh jor se chillaya

"MERMATBANANA"

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dekho mausam Kitna Suhana hai


Dekho Mausam Kitna suhana hai,
Bheegi barsaat ka bhi zamana hai,
Ek....?
Sms...?
To ........?
Kar........?
do.........?
Balance kya sasural lekar jana hai.

Unki Judai Seh Na sake,



Unki Judai Seh Na sake,
Dur unse hum reh na sake,
Wo to dosti ki duhai dete rahe,
per hamari mohabbat hum unse ke na sake.

EK SA DIL


Ek sa dil sabke pass hota hai,
Fir kyun nahi kisi pe viswas hota hai,
Insan chahe kitna hi Aam kyun na ho,
Wo kisi na kisi ke liye zarur khas hota hai.

hasrat hai sirf tumhe hasane ki


Hasrat hai sirf tumhe hasane ki,
Aur koi khwaish nahi hai is begane ki,
Shikwa aapse nahi us khud se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna PYARA banane ki.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Dil ke Dard Ko Zuban pe mat lana


Dil ke dard ko zuban pe mat lana,
Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana,
Zakhm chahe jitne bhi gehre ho,
"DETTOL" ke sewa kuch mat lagana.

Happiness is a perfume


Happiness is a perfume,
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on yourself,
So be happy to make other happy
And keep Smiling

Monday, February 1, 2010

kuch riste yu benaam hote hai


Kuch riste yu benaam hote hai…
Kehne ko yun anjaan hote hai,
Na dil ko todne ki chahat na pyar jatane ki chah,
Bus nazar bhar dekhne ke armaan hote hai.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

WO DUR HAI MAGAR


Wo Dur Hai Magar Ye Ehsas Hota Hai
Koi Hai Jo Har Pal Dil Ke Pass Hota Hai
Yaad To Sabki Aati Hai Hume
Magar Unki Yaad Ka Andaz Bahut Khas Hota Hai

HAMARI MOHABBAT KE SAARE

Hamari Mohabbat Ke Saare Ehsas le lo
Dil Se Pyar ke Saare Jazbaat le Lo.
Nahi Chorenge Tufano Me Bhi Akela
Chaho To Dost Ke Pyar ke Imtihan le lo.

JOKE SMS


Pandit: Tumhare Jeevan me 6 ladkiyaan aayengi
Boy: Wow Kya Baat Hai
Padit: Jyada Khush Hone Ki jarurat nahi hai 1 tumhari gharwali aur 5 betiyaan hongi.

JOKE SMS



My frnd asked: love Kyun hota hai.

I said: Jab sala time kharab ho aap pe shani chada ho. Aur god ka apse maze lene ka dil kare tab sala LOVE hota hai.

JOKE SMS


Frnds r like Asian paint Dunia Badal De
Girl Friends are like Everest Masala Taste Me Best.
But Wife is Life Mosquito Coil Dhund Dhund ke Maaregi

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dosti Ek Dil Ka


Dosti Ek Dil Ka Naata Hai
Jo Badi Ibadat Se Nibhaya Jata Hai
Isme Duriyan Ho To Koi Parwah Nahi
Kyunki Dosto Ko Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai

JOKE SMS



Husband to Wife: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Yeh Zulfein Jane Tamanna. Khuda Kasam Agli Baar Agar Khane Me Baal Aaya to SAJNI SE GAJNI BANA DUNGA.

Girl's Poem


Girl's Poen:-
Husband Hamara Aisa Ho
Wallet Me Jiske Paisa Ho
Lambi Jiski Height Ho
Gusse Ka wo light ho
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho
To Kahe Janu Tum hi Right Ho.

Bin Tumhare Na Je Payenge Hum


Bin Tumhare Na Jee Payenge Hum,
Tumhare Bankar Zindagi Bitayenge Hum,
Dur Jane Ki Humse Sochna Bhi Mat,
Apke Itna Sochne Se hi Mar Jayenge Hum.

Monday, October 12, 2009

JAB DIL UDAS HO


Jab Dil Udas Ho Humse Baat Kar Lena,
Jab Dil Chahe Mulakat Kar lena,
Rehte Hai Hum Apke Dil Ke Kisi Kone Me,
Waqt Mile to Talash Kar Lena.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

TERE DIL KO SAJAYENGE


TERE DIL KO SAJAYENGE APNE ARMAN DEKAR
TERE LABON KO HASAYENGE APNI MUSKAAN DEKAR
DOSTI KI KASAM TUMJHE CHITA SE UTHA LAYENGE
TERE JISM ME APNI JAAN DEKAR