JOKE

Chandni raat thi, Nadi ka kinara tha,

Aasmaan me taaro ka nazara tha,

Premi ne

Pyar se

Hole se

Muskura ke

Premika se pucha

"BIDIPIOGI"

JOKE

1 LKG class ka bacche bola: Mam main aapko kaisa lagta hun.

Mam: So Sweet

Baccha apni friend se: Dekha maine kahan tha na saali line marti hai.

1 Bar Hichki Aaye to

1 Bar Hichki Aye to Samjhna
I m remembering U...
2 Bar Hichki Aaye to
I want to meet U.
3 Bar Hichki Aaye to
I Miss U.... Agar
Firse aaye
To Plz Paani pe lena
Mujhe or B Kam Hai.

JOKE

U R MY BEST, SMART,

CUTE,

LOVABLE,

SWEETEST

N INTELLIGENT FRIEND

Note: Is msg ke sabhi sabd kalpanik hai aur inka vastvikta se koi sambandh nahi hai.

JOKE

Traffic ad of the year:

Picture of Lord Ganesha saying:

Care for your head and wear helmet

No everyone get a replacement like me.

JOKE

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 5 yrs
Cat: But U look so big
Elephant: I am a complain boy, How old are you/
Cat: 30 years
Elephant: But U look so small
Cat: I am zandu kesri jeevan
Badti umar maano tham si jaye

NAWAB TO HIS BEGAM

Nawab to his begam:

Hata lo apne chehre se apni ye zulfe,

Ae Jaan-E-Tamanna

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KHUDA KASAM

Agli baar khane me baal aaya to

Ganji kar dunga.

A-B-C-D-

You are

A-B-C-D

Attractive

Beautiful

Cute

Dear

E-F-G

Excellent

Funny

Gorgeous

H-I-J

Helo

Iam

Joking.

ZALEEL HONE KA TARIKA

Zaleel hone ka sabse aasan tarika ??

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Tauba hai

Zaleel hone ka kitna shauk hai

Ki tarika dhonda jaa raha hai.

PLS GIVE ME A KISS

pls give me a kiss !

Shocked ?

daro mat

KISS means

K-Koi

I-Interesting

S-Sms

S-Send karo.

ok

SANTA KI LADAI

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

Usne gusse me apni baap ki photo

kabristan ke ek ped pe latka di

aur likha diya

COMING SOON

Wat is 143

What is 143 ?
I Love you
No


I hate You
No




I miss you
No.




143 mean One hundred forty three
Maa Baap ne kitni umedo sa padaya tha.

JOKE

Patni: Suno ji aapko mujhe kya accha lagta hai meri beauty ya meri akalmandi

Pati: Mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat bahut acchi lagti hai.