JOKE

U R MY BEST, SMART,

CUTE,

LOVABLE,

SWEETEST

N INTELLIGENT FRIEND

Note: Is msg ke sabhi sabd kalpanik hai aur inka vastvikta se koi sambandh nahi hai.

JOKE

Traffic ad of the year:

Picture of Lord Ganesha saying:

Care for your head and wear helmet

No everyone get a replacement like me.

JOKE

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 5 yrs
Cat: But U look so big
Elephant: I am a complain boy, How old are you/
Cat: 30 years
Elephant: But U look so small
Cat: I am zandu kesri jeevan
Badti umar maano tham si jaye

Dekho Ji

Dekho Ji

Aisa hai

ki

karne ko to hum 100 msg kar de

per humko to koi msg karta nahi

To hum aaga hokar

netagiri kyu kare.

Bell is soundless

Bell is soundless until someone ring it,

Song makes no sense until someone sing it,

Don't hide ur feeling because it's not called

feeling until other feel it.

Is dunia me

Is dunia me do logo ko sabse jyda pyar aur izzat dena,

Ek woh jinhone aapko janam diya hai,

Dusra wo jisne aapke liye janam liya hai.

Easy to get someone

Easy to get someone who will love U,

Easy to get someone who will likes U,

Easy to get someone who will cares for U,

But rare to get someone who will understand U.